I’ve been interviewed!

Hey, folks, check out my interview in Drunk Monkeys. 

And yeah, cats out of the bag: I’m a chick. In case you haven’t noticed, I don’t believe in gender labels in writing. Anyway, check out the interview! I’m psyched!!

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Mulligan!

This is actually poorly written, but I thought I should be relevant for once.

Mulligan!
JCD Kerwin

Gas masks and bullet stings;
surrounded by police raids,
24-hour protests in the streets.
But stop for a break
so we
can sing an Olympic song,
full of World Peace and cheer.
(Your throat gets cut
the moment
you turn your back.)

Cry-me-a-river for
YouKnowWhere and
OverThere, and
don’t forget
Egypt and Syria,
and do you remember North Korea?
(Are they making boys cut their hair,
or was that a plot twist on Reality TV?
Well,
just don’t tell Old Ringo and Paul.)
And let’s give Africa a break
now that
the greatest man
who ever gave a damn
is dead.

We can’t seem to lose
this greedy weight,
in the west;
yet others can’t get skin
to stick to bones
with the mud from homes,
in deserts.

Wave hello, tell a joke,
to this company; to this corporation—
It’s a person, just like you!
(It’s got a heart and can feel pain!)
So let it loose from the Accountability Noose.

Silicon Valley’s a fancy place
for all the techy kids who want
to hide out in the future,
pretending it’s somehow better
where the grass is deader.
(But you can’t have Tomorrow, kids,
without fixing up Today.)

Watch out!
There’s a drone overhead;
it can read the pizza order on your cell phone.

Make no excuses for the abuses
to the freedoms of our brethren.
Recite the data we’ve memorized when we close our eyes:
“Inside we’re all the same color, but
on the outside I don’t like
the way you say ‘hi,’ and
I don’t like how you tan;
the fact you love another man.
And by the way,
fuck your religion.”

Hail to this land, this earth,
this world; we are all of us damned.
Wait, I have an idea! Take my hand and I’ll lead you to the stars.
We’ll pretend we never happened.

Hallelujah.

(April, 2014)

Did You Ever Wonder About an Astronaut’s Feet?

Today is 12/12/12. (Yay?) No one made much of a fuss about 11/11/11, 10/10/10 or any of the others…but hey, I figure I, too, may as well mark today as a momentous occasion.  And I shall do so with a joke of the holiday persuasion… *ehem

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
. . .
MISTLETOE! Get it?!

You can borrow that one. Go ahead, tell you friends. I’m sure they’ll be impressed.

Punk Kid

There are much bigger things than me and my pathetic little dreams.

i.e.: Climate Refugees in America

Regardless of your stance on climate change, please do your part to help Hurricane Sandy victims. I live in NY, but I was lucky. Others weren’t. And there is a lot that still needs to be done.

Rock It

Get out and vote today! Do your civic duty!

I’m gonna rock the vote so hard today, you’d think MTV was still relevant. Word.