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Back Door Theology in a Whiskey Glass
I caught snowflakes on my tongue
once upon a time in July,
when the air cut like razorblades
and eggs fried on my brain.
I saw Jesus in a snowflake
when I was seventeen
and Jerry Garcia in a peanut
They both said the universe
isn’t all that large
and Andromeda is not that far
At twenty-five I’m still thinking
about Jesus crackers
and pot leaves
fighting over the world.
I think God is a heroin addict
and It’s laughing at Man
running around with palm leaves,
and back-seat-driving Pope-mobiles.
(I think the Pope and the Queen
go fucking on the weekends
because the Devil makes them
do it. After all,
It’s got candy that’s enticing
to all us lollipop kids.)
I can’t seem to drink enough
to become an alcoholic,
but I’m still too inebriated
for AA to accept me.
I’m chasing horses out of bottles
lining shelves of “just another pub”
in some weird corner of my world,
and I’m not sure if this time
God will take a moment
to join me.
Lord fucking knows
I could use an omnipotent psychiatrist
to sort through the mental shit
I’ve shoved in dingy closets
I don’t believe in angels
but if I did, I’d tell you
one has Irish eyes that glow blue
when they’re laughing, and
they saved my fucked up soul
from monsters in my head.
(Those monsters would make me
their marionette if I let them, but
when my Indigo turns Blue
they stay away and I don’t have to pray
to Jesus Garcia.)
And maybe if there’s Heaven,
it’s right here on Earth,
trapped between the Nowhereland
and Almost There that we’ve created.
They’re our excuses for Paradise,
but maybe Eden’s not man-made;
maybe you can’t find it in peanuts
or grape juice at the altar.
(I don’t care to know ‘cause I know
it’d just frighten me and
I’ve got enough things to be afraid of
looking in a mirror.)
I’m content to walk beside
the same jackass human beings,
because maybe someday
it will all make sense to me…
And I think Jerry might be smilin’,
snortin’ coke with Jesus,
while I’m down here laughin’,
‘cause I found an angel and Paradise
I came across this at random and it made my whole day. Fact. I love this. Hard.
Haha, I totally forgot about this one. Fun stuff. I was so angsty.
I like the hell outta your angsty ways. Haha