Dangling Modify This, You Witch

See what I did there?

Dangling Modify This, You Witch
JCD Kerwin

Spoon.
If you haven’t a clue
how to do
my job,
then don’t pretend
my occupation
is a waste of your
consideration.
It makes you look
like an arrogant fool
(and frankly,
an asshole).
It also puts me
in the annoying position
of having to dig
through your mountain of bull
with only a

(Sept. 2014)