Bayoneting Sustenance

This is non-fiction, fiction.
…Figure that one out.

Bayoneting Sustenance
JCD Kerwin

I stay up all night,
watching the History Channel tell me about
all the presidents and what made them
(or didn’t make them)
a great leader.
It’s a marathon,
a marathon of watching me
grow more apathetic with every
click of the goddmaned
ticking machine.

(I hate that clock…
I guess I don’t care—
enough to get rid of the clock,
I mean…)

I live off coffee and cigarettes
like some teenage model with
anorexia.
But I’m content,
to thin, and
sink farther into upholstery.
Maybe by the time I emerge
as a tattered little butterfly,
the world will be long-gone.

Maybe I’ll find an unused stick
of cancer
buried in these cushions.
Worth a shot.

Or two.

(Sept. 2014)

Vomitus

It really grosses me out.

Vomitus
JCD Kerwin

I’d really like to know
why all these people
feel the need to eat
ten different times
a day.

As I sit in my cube
(a classy, simple drab-gray),
all I hear is crinkle,
crunch,
gulp,
and munch.

Makes me nauseous
when I think
they’re insides must be saying,
“Slow down, please!”

How can you really
completely digest
the oatmeal and bagel
from breakfast,
in time to inhale
a pound of leftover
lasagna?
(Remember to sneak it
in-between
your snacks of
chips and cottage cheese.)

I can’t help to wonder
what the hell they eat
for dinner.
No wonder this country
can no longer fit in its jeans.

(Sept. 2014)

Call Me Skeptical, But…

You can tell a lot about a person by their handshake.

Call Me Skeptical, But…
JCD Kerwin

His handshake
reminds me of
what it might feel like
to grab onto
squash baby food.

(Sept. 2014)

Fuckaduck

Careful, kids, this thing is loaded.

Fuckaduck
JCD Kerwin

My thoughts
will orgy-rage
in chaos,
such that
when I smile,
you won’t
help but fear
if it’s blood
or Kool-Aid
on my lips.

(June 2014)

thrift store holes

thrift store holes
JCD Kerwin

things
could happen
to make the story better
and i
could also
wear sweaters in winter
to prevent
a cold

or.

i could
look like a badass
pretending the ice
doesn’t really
sting
my skin

(June, 2014)